t spigot never mind

"t spigot never mind" | Tuesday, November 26, 2002 | No. 1,519
spigot: SHORTLY THEREAFTER I FELT A POUNDING SENSATION IN MY REAR END
pants: T SPIGOT FILE A BUG
spigot: AND THE RING OF AN ICE COLD (ALCOHOLIC) BEVERAGE PLACED ON THE SMALL OF MY BACK
pants: T SPIGOT NEVER MIND
spigot: T PANTS YOU KNOW THAT BY REAR END I OF COURSE MEAN MY ASS LEGS AND NUTS
pants: T SPIGOT SO PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE HINDQUARTERS
spigot: I THINK I'VE SAID ENOUGH
pants: PERHAPS
pants: PERHAPS NOT







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