pants: WHO WANTS A FAGGYBACK RIDE
deuce: WHAT DOES THAT RIDE CONSIST OF
pants: JUST GET IN THE VAN
deuce: OOH CANDY
pants: UH, NO, THESE ARE PUPPIES
deuce: GRRRR
pants: OH GOD HE'S EATING THEM
deuce: BEARLIKE
pants: WHO IS THE PREDATOR HERE OH GOD I'M BEING EATEN
deuce: MMMMM
pants: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT TO MOLEST HIM
deuce: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
pants: DIGESTION BEGINS
deuce: BURP
pants: SILENCE SETS IN