as per our

"as per our" | Sunday, December 8, 2002 | No. 1,531
pants: SCISSORS BEATS PAPER
pants: PAPER BEATS ROCK
pants: DICK BEATS MOUTH
atandt: WHAT BEATS DICK
atandt: THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, OF COURSE, "THE SPECIAL PROSECUTOR"
deuce: PLEASE GO AWAY
deuce: AS PER OUR DISCUSSION DATED 5/25







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