the hills

"the hills" | Thursday, December 12, 2002 | No. 1,535
pants: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH ANAL
spigot: I VOTED AGAINST PROP 210 (ANAL GROPERY IN THE 415 AREA CODE)
spigot: SQUEEZING A PERFECT CURLY "S" OF TOOTHPASTE OUT ALONG MY FAT BONER AND BRUSHING YOUR TEETH BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY MEAL
deuce: I HEAR THAT
spigot: JERK LIKE YOU MEAN IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
pants: DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING CAMERA
deuce: CUT







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