pulls

"pulls" | Friday, December 13, 2002 | No. 1,536
spigot: T PANTS "PLZ" SOUNDS LIKE "PULLS" NOT "PLEASE"
pants: MAYBE I CAN TRAIN IT TO USE THE TOILET
atandt: PLZ STP FLSHNG
pants: I WANT TO GET THE DICKS INTO MY MOUTH AS FAST AS POSSIBLE SO I SHORTEN THE WORD "PLEASE"
spigot: T ATANDT LVL 2WO PLZ
atandt: PLEASE GET OFF ME
pants: I PRONOUNCE IT "PULZ"
atandt: PLZ GT FF ME
deuce: PLEASE USE VOWELS







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"huge holes in the walls" featuring deuce and pants




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