thick

"thick" | Saturday, March 13, 1999 | No. 154
spigot: I WILL SUE FOR THE RIGHT TO LICK YOUR DICK
spigot: (PUSHING ROLLED UP CONSTITUTION THROUGH HOLE)
rands: THICK
deuce: I AM CROSSING OUT ARTICLE VII AND ADDING AMENDMENT XIII
spigot: WE THE PLBLRLBLGHBLEBLGLPLE







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