repeatedly striking you with a shovel

"repeatedly striking you with a shovel" | Tuesday, December 24, 2002 | No. 1,547
deuce: RAPE CLAUSE
pants: STARRING TIM ALLEN I HOPE AND PRAY
pants: YOU AND YOUR FINE PRINT
deuce: WE ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED "BOY I'M SURE NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS THEN"
pants: END OF Q4 IS GOING TO SUCK
deuce: BGAHLUAHGLUHAG







Tomorrow
"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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