xmas special 2002

"xmas special 2002" | Wednesday, December 25, 2002 | No. 1,548
spigot: OKAY I'M NOT GOING TO BE MAD I'M JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT'S A YULE LOG
pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !!!
spigot: HURBLE DURBLE CAN'T RUIN MY CHRISTMAS DOOT DOOT DOOT GARGLE ME ELMO
pants: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!
spigot: OKAY HURRY IT UP BECAUSE FRIENDS IS ON
pants: I HAVE TROUBLE MAINTAINING AN ERECTION WITHOUT FUZZY CHILDREN'S TOYS







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