light years away

"light years away" | Monday, December 30, 2002 | No. 1,553
pants: UH OH
dick: WHAT NOW
pants: T-THE GLORY HOLE HAS SOMEHOW CLOSED UP (AS IF IT WAS A MAGICAL WORMHOLE IN THE SPACE TIME WHATEVER) AND I AM STUCK FIRM HERE SOMEBODY GET A PRY BAR BEFORE THE CLEANIG STAFF SHOWS UP
dick: DUDE GIVE IT UP
dick: NOTHING CAN BE DONE
pants: THE OTHER END OF MY DONG COULD BE LIGHT YEARS AWAY







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"yorgle, grundle and rhindle being gay with each other" featuring pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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