empty your pants pockets

"empty your pants pockets" | Tuesday, January 14, 2003 | No. 1,568
spigot: SERIOUSLY I LEFT A SACK FULL OF DICKS HERE AND NOW IT'S GONE
spigot: EVERYONE EMPTY YOUR PANTS POCKETS FRONT BACK AND SIDES
pants: POTASSIUM CHLORUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH







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