unix jokes

"unix jokes" | Friday, January 24, 2003 | No. 1,578
pants: NOTHING ESCAPES /DEV/COCK
deuce: USER=LUSER !!!!!!!! ECHO HI $USER !!! HAHAHA HAAHAHAH AHAHA
deuce: UNIX JOKES ARE THE FUNNIEST AND HOLY GOD YOU'RE STRETCHING ME OUT
ozone: &
deuce: DON'T PUT ME IN THE BACKGROUND YOU DEAL WITH ME RIGHT NOW
pants: FG
deuce: THANKS
deuce: GGHLGAHLGAHLAGLHAGHL
pants: OH DEAR GOD
pants: ^Z
pants: LET'S JUST LEAVE IT LIKE THAT UNTIL MY PENIS GROWS BACK
deuce: I DESERVE IT (SUSPENDED)







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