why we're not at our desks

"why we're not at our desks" | Thursday, January 30, 2003 | No. 1,584
pants: STONED AT 9:14 AM ON A TUESDAY
spigot: STILL ASLEEP
deuce: HUNGOVER
pants: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP (GARBAGE CAN LIDS)
spigot: SUDDENLY PRICKS
deuce: FOAMY BRRRRRR FOAMY
pants: WHY WON'T DJ SHADOW ACKNOWLEDGE MY CARDS AND LETTERS AND FLOWERS
spigot: WILL NOBODY CHARGE ME AS A JUVENILE?!?!!?
deuce: I SHALL SIR







Tomorrow
"southern belle accent" featuring deuce and spigot and pants




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