compare, contrast

"compare, contrast" | Saturday, February 1, 2003 | No. 1,586
spigot: COMPARE AND CONTRAST DICKS AND PRICKS
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH
rands: DO THAT THING WERE YOU GO HUUUUUH
pants: MY MOUTH IS NOT A TEAM PLAYER
spigot: HOW AND WHY ARE THEY ALIKE/DIFFERENT
rands: BEATING OFF WHILE JEFF GOLDBLUM DOES A VOICEOVER
spigot: CITE SPECIFIC EXAMPLES FROM THE STALLS, TOILETS TO SUPPORT YOUR THESIS
pants: BABY BABY DON'T GET HOOKED ON ME
rands: WHAT IF I'M GAY







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"you're my knight in shining armor" featuring deuce and pants




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