glowing boners (they glow)

"glowing boners (they glow)" | Monday, February 3, 2003 | No. 1,588
pants: THE BONERS ARE GLOWING
pants: T DEUCE DID YOU LET THEM PLAY AROUND THE REACTOR CORE AGAIN
deuce: NO
deuce: WHY DO YOU ASK
pants: I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THEM GLOWING LIKE THAT
deuce: ARE THEY GLOWING OR MAKING NOISE
pants: GLOWING AND BUZZING LIKE A FLORESCENT LIGHTBULB WOULD/DOES
deuce: I SEE







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