sim jerk city

"sim jerk city" | Tuesday, February 4, 2003 | No. 1,589
spigot: IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY YOU CAN HEAR GIGGLING AND LAUGHING AND GENERAL HOLIDAY MERRIMENT COMING FROM MY TROUSERS
spigot: CLOSELY = PUSH YOUR FACE AND EARS INTO MY TROUSERS







Tomorrow
"rubber bands on my claws" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.