message from the future

"message from the future" | Wednesday, February 5, 2003 | No. 1,590
deuce: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN AND RED AND WANT TO BE HUGGED AND KISSED
deuce: ONLY SERIOUS APPLICANTS NEED APPLY
deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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