spigot the bear: pilot

"spigot the bear: pilot" | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 | No. 1,596
deuce: TONIGHT ON SPIGOT THE BEAR
spigot: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP !!! DOWN ON THE GROUND, PUNK
pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES
spigot: OH THANK GOD A SMOKE BREAK HUALGHUAHALG DICKS HULAGHLUAG
spigot: UP AGAINST THE WALL DIRTBAG !!! NOW CUFF YOURSELF TO THIS RADIATOR
atandt: AND NOW BACK TO SPIGOT THE BEAR







Tomorrow
"rubber bands on my claws" starring deuce and pants




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