that other one too

"that other one too" | Tuesday, February 18, 2003 | No. 1,602
deuce: A SHOE TO THE NUTS IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH
dick: A PENNY SAVED IS ONE LESS DICK I'VE GOT TO SUCK THIS WEEK
pants: 10% OFF BORDERS, STARBUCKS, WHITE CASTLE, THAT ADULT BOOKSTORE THAT SMELLS LIKE SEMEN, THAT OTHER ONE TOO
pants: HALGHULAHGLUAG BLBLBLBLB BEATING OFF TO WOMEN'S PRISON DOCUMENTARIES NARRATED BY BILL KURTIS BAGHALG GHLAUBGLAHBG







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"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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