the one that almost got away

"the one that almost got away" | Thursday, February 20, 2003 | No. 1,604
pants: LIE DOWN AND THINK NICE THOUGHTS AND JUST BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: I'M A CLEVER CLEVER MAN
pants: JUST STOP LOOKING FOR PIRATE TREASURE AND BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: SERIOUSLY THERE ARE PIECES OF EIGHT JINGLE-JANGLING AROUND MY PANTS/SOCKS
pants: FINE THEN I'LL FIND SOMEBODY WHO WILL BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: IF YOU CAN REACH IN AND GRAB THEM THAT WOULD BE SUPER







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