homph homph dicks

"homph homph dicks" | Sunday, February 23, 2003 | No. 1,607
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH DICKS
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH PRICKS
spigot: PLUH PTTH CUPCAKES
spigot: I'M YOUR NEWS SOURCE
pants: MY MAN ON THE STREET
spigot: HURP HURP HURP SWINGING MY ARMS AND CLOMPING DOWN THE HALL
deuce: BBBBBBBB BBBBBBB BBBBBB BBBBBB BBBBBB BONK
spigot: WORKING ON MY PEOPLE SKILLS
pants: I WISH YOU WOULD NOT STAND AT ATTENTION BY THE ESPRESSO MACHINE
pants: I AM NOT THE ONE CHANGING THE GRIND
spigot: THAT'S NOT THE NASA ROBOT ON MARS







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