by surgical means or royal decree

"by surgical means or royal decree" | Tuesday, February 25, 2003 | No. 1,609
pants: HOW ABOUT
pants: SHOW YOUR PUSSY TO THE WORLD
pants: FOR MONEY
deuce: WHAT THE ?!?!?
deuce: T PANTS I FIND THE TERM "PUSSY" OFFENSIVE
deuce: I MUCH PREFER "CUNT"
pants: T DEUCE GIRL DON'T HAVE CUNTS (ANYMORE)
pants: T DEUCE ME AND MY TEAM SEWED THEM ALL SHUT
deuce: T PANTS BY SURGICAL MEANS OR BY ROYAL DECREE
pants: T DEUCE THEY MUST MAKE DO WITH THEIR GASHES FROM NOW ON
deuce: T PANTS SHIT THAT'S SOME SERIOUS WORK
pants: T DEUCE WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT
deuce: T PANTS WHEN DID YOU DO THAT ???? I THINK YOU JUST DREAMED THIS
pants: T DEUCE SANTA CLAUS WAS BROUGHT IN FOR CONSULTING
deuce: T PANTS 10-4







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