five blankets

"five blankets" | Sunday, March 9, 2003 | No. 1,621
spigot: OKAY THEN
spigot: I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP ME SUCK AND GO DUH
deuce: I'D HELP BUT MOMMY SAYS I HAVE TO GO TO BED
spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M ASKING FOR HELP
deuce: T SPIGOT I WISH I COULD HELP BUT I'M UNDER STRICT ORDERS
spigot: AND FIVE BLANKETS







Tomorrow
"the most beautiful girl" starring deuce and pants




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