thirty-frog and some change

"thirty-frog and some change" | Friday, March 28, 2003 | No. 1,640
pants: I LICKED SIXTY-TEN DICKS TODAY
pants: FORTY-ORANGE OF THEM BEFORE BREAKFAST !!!
deuce: YOU ARE NOT MEETING YOUR QUOTA (PURPLE)







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