the choke, the clutch

"the choke, the clutch" | Wednesday, April 2, 2003 | No. 1,645
pants: GET ON MY GROOVY TRAIN
spigot: BALLS
pants: JUST REV YOUR ENGINE ONCE TO BE GAY WITH ME, TWICE TO BE QUEER
spigot: VROOM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PULLING OUT THE CHOKE QUICKLY AND THE CLUTCH SLOWLY
spigot: SQUIRK SQUEAK SQUIRK CHONK CHONK SLIPPING OUT OF GEAR HERE
spigot: NEED TO PARK AT DAD'S HOUSE UNTIL JUL 4







Tomorrow
"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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