surprise

"surprise" | Tuesday, March 23, 1999 | No. 165
spigot: THE KUDDLE WUDDLE KITTY KLUB WEB RING
spigot: NEXT FIVE SITES?!?!?!!? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HI I LIKED YOUR SITE VERY MUCH!!!! I HAVE A CAT WHO I CUDDLE EVERY DAY!!!!!! WRITE BACK!!!
spigot: HI I WROTE YOU A FEW DAYS AGO !!! WRITING IN CASE IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE NET
spigot: HI IS THIS RING STILL ACTIVE?!?!?!?
spigot: *SMASH* I HAVE THROWN A POTTED PLANT FROM YOUR FRONT YARD THROUGH YOUR WINDOW!!!!
spigot: SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER BUT I WOULD LIKE TO CUDDLE YOUR CAT!!!!!!
spigot: SURPRISE!!!! I AM CUDDLING YOUR TODDLER'S BALLS







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