first degree!

"first degree!" | Tuesday, April 8, 2003 | No. 1,651
deuce: THAT'S A FULL PLATE
pants: FIRST-DEGREE SODOMY, UNLAWFUL SEXUAL PENETRATION, RAPE, ROBBERY AND BURGLARY
spigot: I WILL ADD THOSE TO MY INTERESTS







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"you're my knight in shining armor" featuring deuce and pants




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