like a house on fire

"like a house on fire" | Friday, March 26, 1999 | No. 168
pants: JIMMY POOP IS HERE TO MEET JIMMY SHITHEAD
deuce: POOP AND SHITHEAD WILL GET ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE
pants: THEY'RE BRINGING BOTH THEIR SONS
pants: FUCKFACE AND LITTLE JIMMY SHITHEAD
deuce: SO FUCKFACE'S LAST NAME IS POOP?
pants: RIGHT
pants: LET'S BOTH SELECT NOTEPAD FROM THE APPLE MENU
pants: I SAY WE GET THE BALL ROLLING, THE PARTY STARTED
deuce: ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!







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