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"boost" | Wednesday, May 7, 2003 | No. 1,680
pants: I'M CONFUSED ABOUT SEX
deuce: I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT
pants: HELP ME OUT HERE
deuce: IT'S AN ENTICING SUBJECT
pants: ALL I NEED IS A BOOST TO GET THROUGH THE WINDOW
deuce: ARE YOU A COP
pants: I WILL BE YOUR GREEN GARDEN HOSE (USE ME TO WATER PLANTS AND WHAT NOT)
pants: NO SIR I AM NOT
deuce: GHLUAGLAHG







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"drink plenty of fluids" featuring deuce and pants




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