ISM

"ISM" | Thursday, June 5, 2003 | No. 1,709
spigot: I DETECT PLAGIARISM (OR SOME KIND OF ISM WITH A J SOUND)
pants: THE BONG ESCAPED !!! I AM CALLING IN THE [NO CARRIER]
spigot: I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE HUGE GARLIC FESTIVAL FOLLOWED BY THE ARTICHOKE FESTIVAL FOLLOWED BY THE YOU'RE CHOKING ME FESTIVAL
pants: TOO BAD IT OVERLAPS WITH THE [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
spigot: TEN THOUSAND MILES TO CASA DE FRUTA?!?!?!?!? STEP ON IT
pants: [STATIC]







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