victoria paris, christy canyon and ashlyn gere

"victoria paris, christy canyon and ashlyn gere" | Sunday, June 15, 2003 | No. 1,719
deuce: OKAY SO YOU'RE STRANDED ON A REMOTE ISLAND WITH VICTORIA PARIS, CHRISTY CANYON, AND ASHLYN GERE: WHICH TWO DO YOU KILL AND EAT
spigot: WELL ASHLYN GERE WAS ON X-FILES ONCE SO THAT'S MINUS TEN POINTS AND CHRISTY CANYON'S JUST PLAIN FLOPPY SO I WOULD BONK VICTORIA PARIS ON THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT AND SHE'D BE THE MOTOR ON MY CHRISTY-BOOB RAFT/FLOAT
deuce: WHAT MEANS OF PROPULSION ?!?!?
spigot: S-E-X BABY!!!!!!!!!!







Tomorrow
"the most beautiful girl" starring deuce and pants




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