mister zip

"mister zip" | Friday, July 18, 2003 | No. 1,752
atandt: I HAVE A LETTER FROM PANTS WHO IS ON VACATION
atandt: "HELP, STUCK IN JAIL, NEED $500"
atandt: THAT'S NOT IT
atandt: HERE IT IS
atandt: "HELLO FROM PANTS"
atandt: "I'M ACTUALLY IN THE NEXT ROOM UNDER THE SINK"
atandt: "JUST LIKE THE NEWSRADIO WHERE MATTHEW DIDN'T REALLY GO TO JAPAN"
atandt: "GET IN HERE QUICK LOVE PANTS"







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"the most beautiful girl" starring deuce and pants




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