barely legal

"barely legal" | Tuesday, April 6, 1999 | No. 180
spigot: I CANNOT DONG AND CHONG ALONE HERE
pants: I WILL BONG AND FONG WITH YOU
spigot: I CONSIDER THAT A VICTORY
pants: IT IS TRULY A DESIGN WIN







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"foomp paf" starring spigot




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.