plural proofs

"plural proofs" | Saturday, September 13, 2003 | No. 1,806
pants: TRUE STORY: THE BONG DIDN'T FIT INTO THE CABINET UNTIL I ROUNDED UP THE SAWZ-ALL (THE STORY SEEMS LESS PATHETIC WHEN YOU REALIZE I HATE THIS FUCKING RETARDED PIER ONE PIECE OF SHIT PROBABLY BUILT WITH SLAVE LABOR IN GUAM CABINET)







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