a story as old as time

"a story as old as time" | Thursday, April 8, 1999 | No. 182
rands: I'M SERIOUSLY INVITING YOU TO FUCK MY FACE
deuce: I WILL ACCEPT THE INVITATION (AS WELL AS THE RESPONSIBILITY)







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"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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