crazy talking bird

"crazy talking bird" | Tuesday, October 7, 2003 | No. 1,830
pants: THAT'S THE ONLY DICK ON THIS SPACECRAFT !!!! BE CAREFUL JEAN-CHARLES
deuce: WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND OXYGEN
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, LOOK OUT THE VOLCANO IS ABOUT TO BLOW
deuce: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THIS DICK ISN'T GOING TO JUST SUCK ITSELF
pants: JEAN-CHARLES YOU BROUGHT HOME A CRAAAAAZY TALKING BIRD AND IT FLAPPED OUT THE WINDOW
deuce: WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW THERE IT GOES







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