unix guru status

"unix guru status" | Saturday, April 10, 1999 | No. 185
bung: T SPIGOT HAVE YOU REACHED UNIX GURU STATUS YET
spigot: I CAN CD INTO A DIR
bung: +5 MOUSE PAD OF JERKING







Tomorrow
"a pounding sensation" starring spigot and pants




Shortcuts
Previous
Next
/ Search
\ Tags


Motto
"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."



Est. 1998
RSS 2.0 RSS 1.0 XML JSON Facebook reddit that shit

Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.