wring your neck

"wring your neck" | Sunday, November 16, 2003 | No. 1,870
spigot: LADY YOU ARE A FUCKING CHICKEN
spigot: AND WHEN YOU GET TOO OLD TO LAY EGGS I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND WRING YOUR NECK LIKE ONE OF MY JIZZED-UP CONCERT SHIRTS
spigot: FUCKING CHICKEN LADY







Tomorrow
"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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