burgers, sausages, tin roof

"burgers, sausages, tin roof" | Wednesday, April 14, 1999 | No. 189
spigot: T DEUCE YOU SAID THIS WASN'T A KISSING GAME
deuce: MMMMMMMM
spigot: OFF
spigot: T PANTS I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED DOPE SMOKE INTO MY MOUTH AND LUNGS TEN TIMES
spigot: DIAGNOSIS: CINNAMON BUNS
spigot: I'M FAT
deuce: FUCK YOU







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"your toebeans, your pisspots" featuring pants




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