bathtub

"bathtub" | Thursday, December 11, 2003 | No. 1,895
spigot: NOT THE FACE
spigot: OH THAT'S JUST GREAT
pants: NOW I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF
pants: FELL DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS AGAIN
spigot: NAPKIN
pants: FELL IN THE BATHTUB
deuce: EAT THAT
pants: FELL IN THE BACKYARD
spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR AND THERE BEHIND THE DOOR WAS YES, A COCK
pants: OKAY GOT THE CRAP BEATEN OUT OF ME TOO
pants: NOT BY A TROLL AS I SAID IN THE FIRST DRAFT OF MY STATEMENT







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