the ass-testing of santa claus

"the ass-testing of santa claus" | Friday, December 12, 2003 | No. 1,896
pants: NEVER PUT WET CUPS ON MACHINE !!! TOP OF MACHINE SERVES AS CUP WARMER !!! I AM CROSS WITH YOU SAID PANTS TO MR COFFEE AS HE BEGAN TO FUCK AND SUCK HIM
deuce: NOW THAT BLOGSHARES IS GONE I SERIOUSLY CONSIDER SUICIDE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY
pants: OW OW OW I APPRECIATE THAT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO AVOID PLASTIC IN FAVOR OF METAL BUT STILL OW OW OW
deuce: I STILL FAVOR MUTANT REGISTRATION
pants: OW OW







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"a wormhole to another region of spacetime" featuring deuce and pants




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