my face

"my face" | Saturday, April 17, 1999 | No. 192
spigot: THE BACK OF THIS TOILET IS THE LYSOL-CLEAN I CAN TRUST
spigot: I CAN SEE MY FACE IN THE TILE
pants: I CAN SEE YOUR FACE IN THE TILE
spigot: I CAN SEE MY NOSE IN THE TILE
pants: WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR FACE IN THE TILE
pants: NOW LET'S GET BACK TO WORK
spigot: NOW I CANNOT SEE?????????







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"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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