deepthroat chopacabra

"deepthroat chopacabra" | Tuesday, January 13, 2004 | No. 1,928
pants: I'M COLD
spigot: YOU NEED CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE DONG
spigot: THINK OF ME AS THE DEEPAK CHOPACABRA
pants: I WAS HOPING FOR MORE OF A DEEPTHROAT CHOPRA
spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR DEEPTHROAT AND RAISE YOU A CHOPACABRA
spigot: FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF
spigot: DEEPTHROAT CHOPACABRA
spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG
pants: I'LL EAT IT HERE







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"a pounding sensation" featuring spigot and pants




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