five minute prick break everyone

"five minute prick break everyone" | Monday, January 26, 2004 | No. 1,941
pants: QUEER IT UP A LITTLE IN THERE PLEASE
spigot: FIVE MINUTE PRICK BREAK EVERYONE
spigot: HOOF HURF HOMPH LICKING DUH
spigot: THAT WAS LOVELY
pants: YOU HOLD HIM AND I'LL CHOP HIS HEAD OFF







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