g.u.e.

"g.u.e." | Sunday, February 1, 2004 | No. 1,947
spigot: THAT WAS AN ADVENTURE IN THE TOILET
pants: DID YOU DEFEAT THE TROLL IN COMBAT
spigot: WHO PUT A PAMPHLET IN THE MAILBOX
pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A TROLL IN THE BASEMENT
spigot: I FOUND A SACK LUNCH AND ATE IT
pants: HOLY CRAP THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF DOWN HERE







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"you need to earn it" featuring deuce and pants




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