someone get the smelling salts

"someone get the smelling salts" | Monday, February 2, 2004 | No. 1,949
: DEUCE FAINTS
net: SOMEONE GET THE SMELLING COCKS
net: OH FORGET IT HE'S FAKING AGAIN
deuce: YOU HAVE FOILED MY PERFECT METHOD OF GETTING COCKS ON DEMAND
deuce: FOR THAT YOU SHALL BE MADE TO SUFFER







Tomorrow
"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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