put your arms around my boner

"put your arms around my boner" | Monday, February 16, 2004 | No. 1,963
spigot: PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND MY BONER
deuce: DONE
spigot: JERK IT OR SOMETHING
deuce: I'M CONFUSED WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO
spigot: SERIOUSLY LOSING THE BONER HERE
deuce: I PREFER TO SIMPLY SUMMARIZE BY ANYTHING WOMEN SAY IS FUNNY AND TO BE MOCKED







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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