ified

"ified" | Monday, February 23, 2004 | No. 1,970
deuce: I CALL IT "DOPEIFIED"
pants: I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS "FORTIFIED WITH POWERFUL MARIJUANA"
pants: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED THAT'S JUST DANDY
pants: MEANWHILE HERE I AM STUCK HERE IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC
pants: A LOLLIPOP AND A COCONUT
pants: HLAUGHULAHL LAGHLAGUH HLAGHL AHGLUHALGA SAID THE NATIVE
pants: UBUGLHGBUG BUGBGU BGUH GUB UGHU BGUBG REPLIED THE TOURIST
pants: WHO WANTS PIE







Tomorrow
"take on me" starring deuce and pants




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