fading in

"fading in" | Wednesday, February 25, 2004 | No. 1,972
pants: TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU TALK AND ALL I HEAR AND SEE IS MICKEY MOUSE DANCING WITH THE BOAT IN STEAMBOAT WILLIE
pants: YOUR PARENTS CALL EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE BUT I DON'T TELL THEN YOU'RE BURIED IN THE SANTA CRUZ MOUNTAINS INSIDE A CONCRETE-FILLED DRUM
pants: I'D EAT THEM TO MAKE THEM A PART OF ME BUT }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SHIT FUCK GODDAMNIT JESUS CHRIST FUCK







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