wangly

"wangly" | Friday, March 12, 2004 | No. 1,988
spigot: I DON'T EVEN THINK "WANGLY" IS A WORD BUT CLEARLY MY CARDKEY IS BROKEN
spigot: MAYBE MY ATM CARD
spigot: MAYBE MY LIBRARY CARD
spigot: MAYBE MY STARBUCKS CARD
spigot: I APPEAR TO BE FIRED
spigot: THE WRAPPER SAID THERE WOULD BE CHOCOLATE CHIPS
spigot: BUT INSTEAD IN ONE THERE WERE RAISINS
spigot: ALSO I CANNOT TELL IF THAT IS AN ALMOND







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