tissue paper hustler ratio

"tissue paper hustler ratio" | Thursday, September 10, 1998 | No. 20
spigot: WELL THE SAFEWAY LADY CLAIMS SHE HAS NO IDEA IF I'VE PURCHASED AN...
spigot: ...ADEQUATE RATIO OF TISSUE PAPER / HUSTLERS
deuce: DUDE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK THE MANAGER
deuce: THEY DON'T TELL THE FRONT-LINE GRUNTS THAT KIND OF STUFF
spigot: STUFFING HER HEAD INTO THE CAULIFLOWER







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